The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 4 by Chrestomancy, literature
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The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 4
OH DEAR DAIRY! Today was a really effed up day! And i meen it i dont use the eff word lighty.
...just thunking about it day makes me UGH but i am gonna tell you all the happeneds
So i was in mount Gyllehnhaal i was gonna quest the faggot to cure my barf friend Hannah Montayna of dinossaurism. the faggot tree was very high up i had to climb a long perimeter However i now i have agility prowes so i can walk faster. each a hunderd kiloms there was a cowboy holding a sign saying how long it will take to reach faggot tree, so when i was only 20 mins away i deceded stay around and grind for a bit of level ups. jack (the cooboy) tipped me in going
The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 3 by Chrestomancy, literature
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The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 3
Wow my god, todays days was fuul of srupises, I don even know which war to begin
well, i guess ill start with the context... I was at class the teacher was giving us lessons it wsa about how to calibrate a emulator, i was really not pooing atention at all i was coldnt stop thinking what will my naxt power will be like? But then SUddenly my teachers got a tweeter from Kainey West so she had to leave the room it was important.
IMMEditely as she left all the guiys got around me conteplating my contact lenses. Oh they thaught it was contasct but it wasnt it was actually last week i got the power to chenge my hair color now i change them e
The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 2 by Chrestomancy, literature
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The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 2
Today was a really maravellous day! I got my first power!!! I'll tell you how it everything went...
I was leaving home in the morning for school, i had gotten all pretty like always with a pinch of glitter, whille walkind down the street the winde came in me and wavered my clothes and hair in sweet creamy movements, i bet if someone looked at me theyd have seen me in slow mow... the hair rougiating rebelishly like an anime, oh btw did i told u guys i look like an anime? yeah i do, i have really light skeen, pink hair, small nose so much it is almost invisable you only see the shadow of it, and the eyes so big they are HUGE turtoise blue, the
The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 1 by Chrestomancy, literature
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The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 1
Hi! My name is Mary sue and this is my diarea. I am a just normal 13 yr-old girl, wait let me scratch that off, i WAS a normal 14 year old that is until my birthday 2 months ago. Thad day my gradnma had a revelations to give me, she said "Mary-chan" thats what she calls me Mary-chan it is her afflexionate naming for me i dont really like it i prefer Sue but oh well, as revengeance i call her Bitney, she hates Britney Speras, she says when she's ontv "That bellatched woman they should haver her empoled! shaking her sexy body like a firey rooster how oh so unsighlty" and then she usually covers my eyes with a pirat patch that my brother (yes i
The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 4 by Chrestomancy, literature
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The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 4
OH DEAR DAIRY! Today was a really effed up day! And i meen it i dont use the eff word lighty.
...just thunking about it day makes me UGH but i am gonna tell you all the happeneds
So i was in mount Gyllehnhaal i was gonna quest the faggot to cure my barf friend Hannah Montayna of dinossaurism. the faggot tree was very high up i had to climb a long perimeter However i now i have agility prowes so i can walk faster. each a hunderd kiloms there was a cowboy holding a sign saying how long it will take to reach faggot tree, so when i was only 20 mins away i deceded stay around and grind for a bit of level ups. jack (the cooboy) tipped me in going
The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 1 by Chrestomancy, literature
Literature
The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 1
Hi! My name is Mary sue and this is my diarea. I am a just normal 13 yr-old girl, wait let me scratch that off, i WAS a normal 14 year old that is until my birthday 2 months ago. Thad day my gradnma had a revelations to give me, she said "Mary-chan" thats what she calls me Mary-chan it is her afflexionate naming for me i dont really like it i prefer Sue but oh well, as revengeance i call her Bitney, she hates Britney Speras, she says when she's ontv "That bellatched woman they should haver her empoled! shaking her sexy body like a firey rooster how oh so unsighlty" and then she usually covers my eyes with a pirat patch that my brother (yes i
The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 2 by Chrestomancy, literature
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The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 2
Today was a really maravellous day! I got my first power!!! I'll tell you how it everything went...
I was leaving home in the morning for school, i had gotten all pretty like always with a pinch of glitter, whille walkind down the street the winde came in me and wavered my clothes and hair in sweet creamy movements, i bet if someone looked at me theyd have seen me in slow mow... the hair rougiating rebelishly like an anime, oh btw did i told u guys i look like an anime? yeah i do, i have really light skeen, pink hair, small nose so much it is almost invisable you only see the shadow of it, and the eyes so big they are HUGE turtoise blue, the
The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 3 by Chrestomancy, literature
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The Diary of Mary Sue - chap 3
Wow my god, todays days was fuul of srupises, I don even know which war to begin
well, i guess ill start with the context... I was at class the teacher was giving us lessons it wsa about how to calibrate a emulator, i was really not pooing atention at all i was coldnt stop thinking what will my naxt power will be like? But then SUddenly my teachers got a tweeter from Kainey West so she had to leave the room it was important.
IMMEditely as she left all the guiys got around me conteplating my contact lenses. Oh they thaught it was contasct but it wasnt it was actually last week i got the power to chenge my hair color now i change them e